...No, Morticia! ...You Cannot Park Your Car Here!

"THEY MADE ME GRAY" (autovox-is-the-one) 09/21/2014 at 10:25 • Filed to: KEEP OPPO ADDAMS

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Enough of these !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !

jkm7680 > THEY MADE ME GRAY 09/21/2014 at 10:27

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SILENCE MORTALS!

Jedidiah > THEY MADE ME GRAY 09/21/2014 at 10:33

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We don't want it here because it is "spooky."

Goddamn, sometimes I wonder if the majority of the population is mentally handicapped.

It is just a vehicle used for a profession! It's not any spookier than an ambulance. (facepalms)

Nibby > THEY MADE ME GRAY 09/21/2014 at 10:43

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I wish I drove a hearse when I was in high school.

webmonkees > Nibby 09/21/2014 at 10:53

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One guy in high school, his parents ran a funeral home.. Had the creepiest beer cooler .. there's some sort of Styrofoam box they use for temporary storage. Never borrowed a hearse, though.

Pixel > THEY MADE ME GRAY 09/21/2014 at 10:58

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The trolling opportunities are endless here for her.

Buy a beater van, paint "Franks Bedbug & Roach Infestation Control" on the side, park that in the complex instead.

Buy a beater normal sedan, get management to specifically approve it "because of the issues with the prior vehicle." Once they have, paint bloody hand prints and splatters all over it like it drove through a horde of zombies.

ranwhenparked > Jedidiah 09/21/2014 at 15:11

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There was a guy I went to high school with that had a '70s conversion van (boomerang antennae, porthole windows, groovy strips, shag carpet, the works), and he wasn't allowed to park it in the main parking lot in front of the school when the Cardinal visited, not quite sure why, but the school president felt it wasn't presenting a good image.

ranwhenparked > THEY MADE ME GRAY 09/21/2014 at 15:13

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This is absolutely ridiculous. A final generation Fleetwood, in any form, should be considered neighborhood beautification. The neighbors should thank her for parking such a magnificent vehicle in their crummy old parking lot.